Total Medals Earned: 611 (From 91 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,195 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/225 points)
You found fork!
Beat the game
You found bread!
You found spoon!
Collect all 3 lunch items
Medals Earned: 7/10 (155/310 points)
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 10000 times
Enter the milk dimension
Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/155 points)
Kill god, be cool
It's part of the grind
Kill god, in super style. This is a real challenge
Medals Earned: 22/50 (140/500 points)
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Defeat Camlaidh
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Defeat Don
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Defeat B. Casual
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Start playing!
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Enter the tower
Check out the credits
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Collect all weapons
Brandish Sashka
Defeat 1 enemy
Finish the game as Yeremey
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/240 points)
Clear round 1.
Clear round 10.
Clear round 25.
Clear round 50.
Earn 50,000 points.
Earn 100,000 points.
Earn 200,000 points.
Collect a balloon as it's being stolen by a fly.
Collect a balloon and a gift with a single triangle.
Buy your first costume.
Get every costume.
Open fire!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/205 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 5
Complete level 10
Complete level 15
Complete level 20
Complete level 25
Complete level 30
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
get wormpilled
Reach a depth of 1000m
Eat 100 gems in a row without stopping or hitting tnt
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)